I know, it upsets me just as much as it upsets you, but bear with me a bit...
This is something I posted on facebook so I thought you guys might enjoy it. :\
Yes, I really do have too much free time.
Lyrics courtesy of various lyrics sites, not me. So if something seems off, don't blame me, OKAY GUYZ?
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Original lyric:
"Oh hot damn! This is my jam! Keep it partyin till the AM! Y'all don't understand! Make me throw my hands in the ayer a-ayer ayer a-ayer!"
Translation:
"Oh high temperatures of damnation! This happens to be the music I approve of! It allows me to continue to pursue the act of dancing and possibly drinking in a social environment until it is quite honestly the early morning! You seem to not comprehend my situation. This makes me hoist my appendages into the atmosphere! A-Atmosphere! Atmosphere! A-Atmosphere!"
Original lyric: "Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black!"
Translation: "Well, my, stars, and, garters! Rebecca, take a gander at her hindquarters! It's rather enormous. She happens to have the appearence of one of those professional rap singer's significant others. However, you are aware, does anyone happen to make heads or tails of those professional rap singers? They only converse with her because she gives off the impression that she is a complete harlot, understand? I dare say, her posterior, is much too massive. I am unable to comprhend its spheritudinal properties, it's, in my opinion, much too displayed. I truly intend to say it's rather disgusting. Again, take a gander! She's ever so... ethnic!"
Original lyric: "She wants to touch me wahoo. She wants to love me wahoo.She'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo. Don't trust a ho. Never trust a ho. Won't trust a ho. Cause the ho won't trust me."
Translation: "That lady wishes to place her hands upon me wahoo. She also wishes to be romantic with me wahoo. She promises to never put me in a situation where I will again be single wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo. Don't place your trust in a lady with loose standards. Never place your trust in a lady with loose standards. Won't place my trust in a lady with loose standards. Because that same lady with loose standards would not place her trust in me!"
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Are there any requests from you guys of songs I should do this to? Any requests at all? I have the free time. I will do it!









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"Aye, but don't rush. None of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff."
George Harrison (A Hard Day's Night)
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"Aye, but don't rush. None of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff."
George Harrison (A Hard Day's Night)
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My innocent blood can't forgive...Feeling uneasy, easing the pain, I got drunk on the momentary ecstasy
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"Now, now, ladies, there's plenty of me for everybody - if not, I'll just have 'em draw me bigger."
~Freakazoid
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My innocent blood can't forgive...Feeling uneasy, easing the pain, I got drunk on the momentary ecstasy
--
"Now, now, ladies, there's plenty of me for everybody - if not, I'll just have 'em draw me bigger."
~Freakazoid
--
"Now, now, ladies, there's plenty of me for everybody - if not, I'll just have 'em draw me bigger."
~Freakazoid
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"Now, now, ladies, there's plenty of me for everybody - if not, I'll just have 'em draw me bigger."
~Freakazoid
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